teh houndin dream

so after getin pwnd hard, teh chickenizer n gas hound went sleeping. gas hound had this weird dreams and bein a supanaturel dog, he like spit it on a some paper and heres what goes next:

Lmao the world, God decreed. N den there was lol. Man check this garden of Edam shit. Naked dude n girl. And a snake (no planes). "LOL Boobies" sed Adam to Eve. "Take the apple faG," Snake hissed like some camper. "Yum" Sed Eve. "OH NOES!" Adam "Pwned," rofled snake. Then some people made sum drama: 'wah wah, wahburger and cries!" shouted some lollers and hondees from the sex pits boning some big titted girls. Sodom and Gamorah wuz where that shit wuz at! God smoted right den. OH shit! FLOOD! Man, that God just upped and drowned all the bitches! Cept Noah, the pimp mack daddy of cool n his animal house party in a boat. (Snakes on a boat! LMAO!) Ok so den sum dude ran between the sea with a bush on fire (STDS!!!!) Man that moses, some kind of superhero. Smashed a load of rocks and killed egyptians. Cheeky jews. Man, some plagues were going down, and God was chillaxing in heven. Then he saw that moses guy who sat on a mountain n died. 'Gg dawg, nextmap' sed God givin propz. 'Werd': moses. Man then this little kid called david picked up a stone n chucked it. 'Shit' sed this Goliath dude n got killed cos of a stone. Man david must have been on steroids or sum shit. Goliath wuz fucking massive, na'mean. Ok then some stuff happened with religion n people. Blood n fighting n shit. Lols. It wuz violent then. This King Herod fogel wuz all 'fuck this diet – tyme to kill kids!' Cos a witch told him he wuz goin to die becoz of a kid or sumthing. Mary lolled at some joseph guy n Jesus da kid wuz born in a bunch of hay, Shit what wuz that all about? The horses n animals all braying, and a star on the night. Three dudes with a few presents did some stuff. Then a bunch of stuff with some kings and a few hebrews. Sea all up in this ocizzle and kings getting killed. Bloody old times, na'mean? Den Jesus, mah homedawg entered da scene. 'Sup'" sed god's son. "nm, u?" sed da world. "nm" sed Jesus. Jesus talkeda buncha, hebrews and aborigines listened and this led to some kind of rebellion with a load of rocks. All the olden peoples used rocks n shit when they wuz having fights. Sum john guy sat in rivers and tried to put peeps heds in the lake. Man, he weren't drowning no one. Just baptiding them with water on the fayse to keep em safe from hondees an honda crap. Sum bread n fish made a dinner for a crowd. Water got some dudes drunk, cos of Jesus. He wuz all like 'Dudes, check out my powaz!' N the water was wine. (wine lollin!) Lazarus! This dude got all deaded n Jesus sed 'No way dude, u r 2 kewl' Felt him up and the guy wuz all walking around with robes on. Sum dudes started fishing with Jesus. "Sup," sed Peter. "Lets go teach," sed Jesus. "kk boss," sed the gyse. They all named disiples n followed Jesus around. People watched Jesus chattin about things. Jesus wuz like 'Meek gyse are taken the earth, ok?" N everyone sed "Fo sho jizzle." "Dudes!" sed Jesus. "Lets build a church, k?" "lolwtfbbqhax?" sed The disiple. Jesus rofled. "U gyse listen. A place where all these dudes listen about shiznit." "Man, that is gewd." said Peter. Jesus Church Pimp pad wus built n people all visited that heezy Man, them romans started getting pissed. "Leethax lololo" sed Jesus in some temple. Coins all over the flizzle! I'd have picked that shit up. Dollaz for ho's, namean. 'O shit!' sed Jesus, n dis Judas guy kissed his face. 'Lolfag' sed Petre. N den jesus wus tekn n stripped. Man, lotsa crying from the gyse in gefsamany (another garden LOL) Man, den Jesus died on some wood in the air. Judas fell off a chair and Peter sed sumthing about a pot. It was the end, till Marian Magdalana spoke sum words the bible was free. N den Jesus floated on water n went to hevan. Moses n God greeted him. "Rofl" sed jesus. "U done well dude gj" God sed. "KK tyme to kill the world," sed God. "man what?" sed Jesus 'Hell is goin to be hitting up that world, dude! Revelations." "awwwww hell naw," Moses seded. Da end

after getting all that down hound awoke n like started preechin... chickenizer was still out cold.

Le piaf's song

Zomg, i actually found out that teh main char of this story isnt really a chicken-its a sparrow....hmm..well its some kind of a chicken I tell ya...anyway, here is the main title song


This cartoon is liek so cool....liek really misterious and stuff....strange things happeining to teh chicken.....
Anyway...so liek teh Chickenizer met a special chickeness...she is liek so cool and stuff.....more to come later, i m kinda pwnt....

Teh Chickenizer and Gas teh Hound in teh Honda club episode

OK,ppl, welcome to liek episode 1?
In this episode, our heroes faced some personality issues....anyway, they went to psychick :) and she liek explained to them that they need to socialize more....That is kinda hard for peeps liek Chickenizer and Gas, coz they are liek giant chicken and a dog with fuel thingie on its nose,so they kinda googled and googled all day long to find some community to socialize themselves in....
As i alrdy mentioned, this was hard, coz they had to find liek a community which will be tollerant towards their cultural and other diferences, which would appreciate them, and above all, a community which will have some simmilarities with teh PUSSFAG community...and BAM(headshot any1?) they found teh magnificent Honda club.
So they kinda socialized and stuff...went to a bar, had some drinks, went to bbq and stuff....was fun, reced with teh hondas....it was beautiful.
Anyway they posted about it everywhere on teh net.....but some admins found that it was liek sharing personal data...too personal, u know....so they kinda deleted all teh topics and that liek sucked ass...
Well, they are not going there anymore, but it still remains in their good memory....except from teh bbq part and ssg party.....

And teh Chickenizer's impression: "They respected me as a person...i didnt even had to duck and cover in teh ssg party.
Gas teh Hound's impression-ssg party...yummy....its damn shame u cant bite......

Tnx for reading, see ya in next episode.

Not so long ass fucking time ago

Ok, so we like had an agreement to liek digg Attila up from river Tisa.....somebody mentioned something liek sacrelage or whateva...anyway teh rumor is that there is like a lot of gold out there....liek really a lot, so we can kinda start our own company or something.

Anyway, Kahn's followers still suck ass, so they kinda pose no threat-read they can suk our ballz.
In teh meantime, we are planning to make this thing like a comic book or maybe even a game..u know some of us can really like grind code and stuff....and we also have some crazy ideas about teh chickenizer and Shark's Gas hound....so it might be kinda good and stuff.

Teh plot and teh rl plan is this. We go digg Attila's treasure and both our mighty leader if he is still ok, and then with teh gold(coz there is so much of it) there would be liek world wide inflation-or whateva-basically all teh countries would be poor compared to us coz liek their gold reserves would suck compared to ours. We would have liek high upkeep and stuff, but they would still suck.

So anyway with teh destruction of world's money and stuff, pesants would be liek teh main pwnerers coz they would be producing liek food and stuff and u couldnt buy that for liek money coz money has liek no value anymore....so they would be liek teh most important.
Anyway, that would bring to an end companies liek McDonald's and that would be liek teh most terrible thing for our heroes Chickenizer and Gas. So, they would be liek on this holy quest to restore world harmony and bring back our beloved McFood into every home and stuff.....

a long ass fucking time ago in a galaxy far away...there was teh chickenizer

Ok ppl, listen up. I m creating this blog to kinda prove how Attila teh Hun or teh Scourge of God can easilly pwn like both Chuck Norris and Genghis Kahn like in teh same time.
Why am i doing this? Well, like it started like a joke at our faculty's forum. BUT NOW ITS PERSONAL!!!So all ppl with some Hun blood inside u(that includes Hungarians :p) and those who just know teh real truth join together now in this holy quest.

Anyway, i ll have to change teh name of teh organisation a bit, since it is like multicultural now...stay tuned.

I guess that i have to grind some code now, but i ll be back soon.